Tag: Windows

  • If, just if. Dr. Evil = Windows?

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    A comic Scene  Scene: “The Operating Systems Summit — Villains & Visionaries” The lights dim. Three figures sit on stage. On the left, Dr. Evil (Windows) — bald, buggy, and constantly asking, “Why won’t this work properly?” In the … Continue reading …

  • Joke: “The Operating Systems Conference”

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    All operating systems were invited to an international tech conference. Windows showed up first — late, of course. It brought 27 updates, rebooted twice before the keynote, and froze the projector. Linux arrived carrying three backpacks, four USB drives, and … Continue reading …